Today is eclipse day and you know what that means, people all across the country are going to burn permanent holes in their retinas because they decided that looking at the sun wasn't as dangerous as the experts told them it was. 

While we're still waiting for the total solar eclipse to block out the sun, much of Twitter is already busy building their DIY looking-glasses and imagining how Icarus would be handling today (not well). 

Besides a few eclipse tweets, we have a rare Clint Eastwood selfie, Johnny Cash looking like a "gay little monkey" and what we assume koy fish look like before they get thrown a penny for good luck.

So enjoy these tweets and remember, don't look directly into the sun.